Pardon our Desmadre

Apr 15th, 2009 | By Michel Marizco | Category: General News, Organized Crime
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Anahi Beltrán

THE BORDER REPORT

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In the meantime, here’s 20-year-old narco-guerillera Anahi Beltrán Cabrera, arrested Monday in Sonora with the arsenal of a Somalian warlord. Or a Sinaloan one. Pero no, fue pura Sonora.

Federal Preventive Police popped her in Santa Ana, the crossroads of highways 15 and 2.

Among the weapons seized, an M2 Browning .50-cal machine gun mounted on a Ford F-150 with a home-made turret, a .30-cal  rifle (pictured) and a Barret .50-cal rifle on a bipod, a modified AR-15, a 30-30 rifle, parts for a 37mm grenade launcher and a couple of AK-47s along with about 9,000 rounds and about a pound and a half of coke.

What police aren’t saying (but we will) is that Beltrán’s husband, Jose Martinez Quintar, had left the house half an hour before the PFP arrived. Culero.

Still, presumably, Beltrán knew how to fire off a round or 200.

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  1. my kind of broad……….

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  2. In Tracy California you have a 28 yr old sunday school teacher arrested for the rape and murder of an 8 yr. old (female teacher that is) and now this….what is this going to do to FBI profiling? all the rules have changed and been broken.

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  3. Patron:

    For accuracy’s sake, that’s not a Browning M2 .50 cal heavy machine gun. It’s a Browning 1919A4, .30 cal medium machine gun.

    But not to worry, the MSM is reporting it as an “anti-aircraft machine gun”. Acutually the 1919A4 can be used as an anti-aircraft machine gun, but not as shown. The 1919A4 in the photo is mounted on a tripod for use against light infantry, ie: ground targets. it can’t be tilted high enough in the air to shoot at airplanes.

    And Barratt doesn’t make machine guns. They make bolt action rifles and semi-automatic rifles.

    Hey, the chick is cute at least. Girls and guns. Yowza!

    Andale pues.

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  4. All good points though I contend you can point a gun up in the air, pull the trigger and create an instant anti-aircraft weapon without a whole lot of effort. But fixed.

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  5. Is that a fooking anti-aircraft weapon Vincent? Yeah, in case we need to deaf’n them to death.

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  6. fook I want a caravan without wheels!

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  7. Why do they call him Boris the Bullet Dodger?…Because he dodge’s bullets.

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  8. You mean Boris the sneaky fooking Russian?

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  9. mustard….. I dont care if he’s Muhammed Aihmad Bruce Lee

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  10. Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn’t work you can always hit them with it.

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  11. i thought you said we had a getaway driver…. what the fook can he get away from?!

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  12. Listen, you fooking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don’t want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I’m walking, and I’ll cut your fooking Jacobs off.

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  13. Hey, keep the personal stuff off here, assholes

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  14. Or what?

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  15. Well you’re plenty fooking stupid, I’ll give you that. Do you know why they call him Franky “Four Fingers” Doug? Because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when he doesn’t pay up, they give him the chop, Doug. And I’m not talking about his fooking fore-skin either.

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  16. Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup ‘o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fooking Poppins… LONDON.

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  17. in the quiet words of the virgin mary…. come again

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  18. Shut up and sit down you big bald fook………… I dont like leaving my own country Doug, and i especially dont like leaving it for anything less for warm sandy beaches and coctails with little straw hats….

    well We’ve got sandy beaches…..

    So who the fook wants to see’em!……

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  19. Lately…..hmmmmm………NOONE

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  20. Boris the Blade, I will huff and Ill puff and blow you back to Mexico

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  21. Yikes!!!

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  22. whew..that was easy

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