In the meantime, here's 20-year-old narco-guerillera Anahi Beltrán Cabrera, arrested Monday in Sonora with the arsenal of a Somalian warlord. Or a Sinaloan one. Pero no, fue pura Sonora.

Among the weapons seized, an M2 Browning .50-cal machine gun mounted on a Ford F-150 with a home-made turret, a .30-cal  rifle (pictured) and a Barret .50-cal rifle on a bipod, a modified AR-15, a 30-30 rifle, parts for a 37mm grenade launcher and a couple of AK-47s along with about 9,000 rounds and about a pound and a half of coke. What police aren't saying (but we will) is that Beltrán's husband, Jose Martinez Quintar, had left the house half an hour before the PFP arrived. Culero. Still, presumably, Beltrán knew how to fire off a round or 200.