The Gate
Jul 7th, 2009 | By Michel Marizco | Category: General News, Immigration, Politics



THE BORDER REPORT
So, yeah okay. I was gone. Some of you apparently noticed; bola de culeros. Spent my birthday camping up in the Chiricahua Mountains on the Arizona/New Mexico/Sonora border. Pine trees and rain and rare steak and sake. My cell didn't get any service, didn't even take a camera with me. I liked the disconnect. Pile on a magazine gig, a cop ride-along and some feverish hacking and this week's about had it. But I'm back and you can shove your coup right up in there with your movie quotes, mi estimádo. So what's been happening while I was gone? Juárez has exploded yet again. La Polaka is reporting nine murders since yesterday and an average of seven a day in June (ever the diligent scorekeeper, it's "July opens with Nine"). Are they ever going to settle this? We need a winner; whether that's Vicente or Shorty is nearly irrelevant at this point. This thing between them is taking on global dimensions. From what I'm told, the Utah Department of Public Safety is quietly beginning training of Chihuahua's state police. Couple things there. First, I suppose that's because of Meredith Romney's kidnapping in Janos, Chihuahua, last month (turns out Meredith is a man, who knew, sorry about that). Finally got to the bottom of that. Turns out the former Mormon leader and businessman was taken from outside his ranch. Gunmen shot out the tires on his truck, left his wife sitting there. The Mormon community was furious, they've been staging protests in Chihuahua and Mexico City, demanding that the government exercise some control. Nothing will happen of course; people protest every day in el D.F. But if Chihuahua A.G. Patricia Gonzalez is appealing to Utah, that's interesting considering the limited level of involvement the Utah cops could take. What're they gonna do, teach the judiciales how to serve warrants? Equipment and training isn't the problem for Mexican cops; they're not riding around on burros, after all. Border residents would be better served by an internal affairs unit coming in, if you catch my drift. Over to my right, much excitement in Baja Cali after a hush-hush arrest in Ensenada. Teo, fue el Teo, went the chisme, pero no; it wasn't Teodoro García after all. Instead it was a norteño singer, Fabian Ortega, El Halcón de la Sierra, along with 18 associates of Teo. That's the third time since the spring that Teo's arrest has been whispered around town. Which doesn't mean it didn't happen, of course ... Then the big break down south; which you've already discussed but I'm just getting to.UCTI - The United Chismosos of The Internet
Who’s signing up? i got the staff chosen out:The white militant accused in a murder job that left a nine-year old girl dead last month was arrested at the headquarters of a large non-profit border watch group in Southern Arizona. Shawna Forde, who's been formally charged in the double execution, was arrested as she left the offices of American Patrol, a border watch group that pulls in about a million dollars a year in charitable contributions.
A fascinating theatre is brewing in Sonora these days following the June 5 daycare center fire that killed 46 children in Hermosillo. Gov. Eduardo Bours, the untouchable PRI-ista who spent his six years nearly unmarred by the press, finds himself in a ferocious back-pedal and his greatest enemy smells the blood - Sonora Senator Manlio Fabio Beltrones.
The former governor of Sonora has been embroiled in a family feud with Gov. Eduardo Bours since their childhood in Cd. Obregón. Basically, Beltrones' family is new money and Bours', old, nearly royalty. If there are two men who Beltrones considers his greatest enemies in Mexico, they are Gov. Bours and Pres. Felipe Calderón.